cloud seeding
when waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you’re feeling g-ssy (perhaps due to eating chipotle or because you need to p–p). rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.
that chipotle was so rank, that while jenn was in the dressing room at dillard’s, i was forced to wander around the women’s shoes doing a little cloud seeding. i’m not sitting in my own stank.
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