Clean the porch

when you take an -ss bleacher and bleach the -ss clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in -n-lly. in other words, it’s so you can clean your b-tthole.
river: “i cleaned the porch just the other day and i already have to again! i have when i have to clean the porch.”

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