cleansed suicide


suicide which is clean and quick to perform. cleaning your gun then “accidentely” pulling the trigger is one form of cleansed suicide, which was invented by some aussie private. that was the end of him. it is also when you use a limited resource of material availiable to perform a cleansed suicide. hanging yourself with a tie is one of them while in the office.
some dude#1: dude my wife just left me and someone taped over my favourite episode of 3rd rock from the sun..

some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?

some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
– picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat-

some dude #1 : -gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..-

some dude #2: rifk cleansed suicide..

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