Clear Spring
a small town in western maryland boasting a population of a whopping 224 people. home to the most pathetic football team in the state and, oddly enough, the best marching band around. entertainment in clear spring consists of cow tipping, minor vandalism, and late night trips to the nearby wal-mart (the only place open afer 9pm). at one point, clear spring also boasted the highest teen pregnancy rate in the county and the highest std rate in the entire state of maryland.
clear spring plays a football game against the hanc-ck panthers once a year. as the two teams are the worst in the county every year, the game has been dubbed the “toilet bowl.” clear spring loses most times.
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