clear wings


in the wings system, clear wings are earned by placing your face between the spread legs of your girl while she is giving herself the five-finger-gusset-shuffle. when she explosively -rg-sms all over your face, you have earned your clear wings.

these wings are best earned while wearing windshield wiper gl-sses.
“alex wanted to know if he could borrow my windshield wiper gl-sses for the evening. he had invited a nasty sn-tch over for dinner and was out to earn his clear wings.”

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