clearance from the tower


getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her
i’d love to go to the bar friday, but i need to get clearance from the tower first.
approval from spouse to venture from home, to make a major purchase, or to explore a new s-xual avenue with said spouse. see also approval from corporate.
male person #1: so last night, i drove home “the back way.”
male person #2: dude, did she kill you?
male person #1: nah, man. it was cool; i had clearance from the tower on final approach.

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