cleastwood


someone who acts like clint eastwood.
gangsta: hey -sshole, what are you doing on our turf?

cleastwood: (slimjim clenched in teeth) this is my new front yard, punk. now, you can blow away all by yourself, or i can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

gangsta {& homie}: ssshhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}

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