cleavadge


when her pants are so tight you can read her lips!
that sl-t’s cleavadge is wider than your -ss crack. i want to depants her to end it all, but i might end up munching a grand canyon.
the visible patch of skin that is dangerously close to the v-g-n- seen when women wear jeans that are entirely too low-cut.
did you see that chick on american idol last night? i can’t believe fox didn’t pixelize that cleavadge pokin’ out of her pants.

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