cleavey
cleavey’s are very whipped men. they usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. they pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. even when they get married, a cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, “congrats” as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new brazilian model husband.
despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.
girl: man, i’d love to have a someone like you, cleavey.
cleavey: wtf ashley
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