Cleethorpes
i used to live just outside cleethorpes, and some wise–ss broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from cleethorpes to cl-therpes. just thought i’d share that with you.
1970s holiday-makers’ advert: “come to cleethorpes – it’s better than f-cking spain!” clearly aimed at ignorant yorkies.
amazing seaside resort in north east lincolnshire, england. yorkies f-ckin love the place and think it’s heaven.
i had one tart sat on me face and another bouncing on me d-ck, i felt like i was in cleethorpes!!!
another coastal town of england which is right next to f-ckin gy
oh god not f-ckin cleethorpes again mum
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