cleft boob


referring to the unnatural divide created by breast implants, birth defects, or excess testosterone during p-b-scent development (which can also lead to the elongation of the b-tt crack). the area separating the br–sts creates an unattractive y-shaped cleavage line. this commonly brings out unattractive characteristics in the affected females personality, such as: a chameleon type personality issue and delusions of grandiose fighting skills.
“that chick has some nasty cleft b–b.” “would you, please, hold my umbrella in your cleft b–bage?” “my cell phone just fell in your cleft b–b.”

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