Clelt
a clelt is a pillow made out of clay and wrapped in felt and is one of the most f-cking r-t-rded items anyone has ever invented
dustin: so what will you be selling at you’re craft shop ?
sarah: clelt supplies.
dustin: what ?
sarah: its like a pillow made out of clay wrapped in felt..its niice!!
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