Cockwhistler


one (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a p-n-s (c-ck) in a seven dwarf’s or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.
random frat brother #1
“hey, tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? i was so wasted from all that bud light, totally hardcore.”

random frat brother #2
“sure was, guy. you’re such a c-ckwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized c-ck.”

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