clemon
beyond maximum h-m-s-xuality.
the gay pride parade is clemon.
an oversized mouse -n-s
this clemon isn’t appropriate office decor.
n. a stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.
i guess i don’t mind finding a clemons on a urinal, ’cause it’s normal for them to be there. but when i find them on the sink, i start to wonder what went down.
1. is the act of a man performing oral s-x on another man while he is farting.
john: my friend cody gave me the best clemons last night
a euphemism for bl-wj-b
there was an outbreak of oral gonnoreah in the middle schools in my town during the mid nineties. bill clinton said that oral s-x wasnt s-x so all the jb wh-r-s started giving out clemons like they were candi on halloween.
an odd cross between a cat and a lemon
guess what…clemon is skinny!
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