Clemtaco
n, (kuh-lehm-tah-co)
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a v shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim’s nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. causes nausea.
example:
clemtaco-er: -farts in a book-
victim: … please don’t
clemtaco-er: -pulls sides-
victim: oh, comon -gag-
example 2:
“so i was hanging out with my girlfriend and i clemtaco’d her, she got sick and threw up on me”
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