clenis maximus
the ultimate in giant cl-ts, most likely looks like a d-ck with no b-lls. some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.
i was going to go down on this broad i just met, but i saw she had a very large cl-t, i would call it a clenis maximus
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