Cleptolicism
the practice of stealing insignificant sh-t, such as lip balms, sungl-sses, and small items.
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
john: “man, i think i’m gonna go clepto on this chap stick”
jim: “yeah dude, cleptolicize that. i wouldn’t pay $6 for that!”
random bystander: “oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!”
john: “yeah! its way cooler than scientology!!!”
the practice of stealing insignificant sh-t, such as lip balms, sungl-sses, and small items.
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
john: “man, i think i’m gonna go clepto on this chap stick”
jim: “yeah dude, cleptolicize that. i wouldn’t pay $6 for that!”
random bystander: “oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!”
john: “yeah! its way cooler than scientology!!!”
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