cletal


adj: of or pertaining to cletus. used to describe someone or something that has inbred, hick, hill-billy or small-town features.
d-mn that boy got some cletal features, one of his eyes is below his nose.

cletal relationship: one where the family tree looks more like a maze.

cletal cuisine: possums, rattlesnakes, porcupines, skunks.

cletal mixed grill: deep-fried-roadkill, possum calamari, marsupial salad.

cletal community: often distinguished by prominence of fireworks superstores, brothel museums, abundance of manufactured homes, multiple rv’s per person (fine examples include: pahrump and shoshone, ca).

cletal vehicle: pickup truck.

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