cletus
cletus the slack-jawed yokel. britney spears’ husband. inbred cracker white trash with money.
kevin federline is a right cletus. now he lives in a fine–ss triplewide!
(aka cousin cletus)
2: also can be synonymous with hillbilly.
heeeeeey cletus is it true it ain’t right ta have relations with folks who ain’t yer kin?
greek origination; short form of anacletus. this name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, saint anacletus. it can also function in an anglicized form of kleitos.
while charactarised in m-ss media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. they enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. pr-ne to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien -n-l probes- of which all cleti (plural of cletus) are afraid. they love all animals, and are pr-ne to possessing more than one at a time. cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, h–rding, or other miscellany.
historically, they prefer brunettes with gl-sses.
yo!- you see that pimp cletus? he done dropped that booty swaggerin biotch!
he’s cletus,the slack jawed yokel!
yee-haw!
a charicter on the simpsons
cletus: i got 300 of them coopons
a fat-ss idiot who doesn’t know anything. right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. self-proclaimed “straight as an arrow”, but mother has described him as a “crippled gay man”
cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to “hith betht friend” while denying he was a h-m-s-xual.
a little f-cking b-tch, a piece of redneck white trash sh-t.
yo fool why were you f-cking that goat in the -ss last night? who you think you are, cletus.
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