Clev
a really juicy cleavage. a prime example would be the cl-ssic ‘y’ shape cleavage. w-nkability factor = 10/10
clunge a.k.a f-nny
can also be used as an insult similar to tw-t or pr-ck: clevhead or clev
daaayuummm that girl has a fat off clev!
ariiitttee love, show us your clev! (must be in c-ckney accent)
cor that kids such a f-cking clev.
last night at tyrones party, i had a go on his sisters clev. sweet
an abbreviation of the word “clever”. introduced near new year’s day 2011, “clev” will frequent the bro communities, including but not limited to lax bros, hockey bros, and the newly founded bros who ghost ride the whip (bwgrtw).
-bell rings-
teacher: where is mark?
nerd: i think i see him outside!
(outside)
martinet: mark! why are you skipping?
mark: i wasn’t skipping. i was walking.
nearby bro: sh-t bro, that was clev.
an unnecessarily abbreviated term for ‘clever,’ in the same way ‘legit’ was derived from its root ‘legitimately.’
tom: man, that unicorn is so legit.
dot: actually, it’s clevs, because it’s just a statue.
tom: then that legit statue is too clevs!
short for clever! duh!
“we make up some pretty clev words!” said tayylor
really, it’s just another word for f-nny in the long list of variations/
‘stop being such a hairy clev maxx’
‘check out georgi’s enormo clev’
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