Cleveland Breeze
the act of farting in bed, waiting a few seconds for the stench ripen, then lifting the covers with your feet to let air under the covers and dropping them while you lift the covers near your face. the result is a nasty breeze that drives the stench of the fart directly into your (or your bedfellow’s) face.
i had three sausage egg mcm-ffins yesterday, which brought on a nasty case of the silent-but-deadlies. after i squeezed out a particularly vicious one in bed last night, i gave my wife a cleveland breeze.
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