Cleveland Browning


the act of hooking up with a cleveland brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a b-tterface; sh-gging a bagger.
brian went cleveland browning the other night. he slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.
this is when you end up buying some cleveland brown. this
happens when somebody you trust got f-cked over and ended up
buying some bogus weed. you get a sample of some good sh-t,
and it only happens when you are in a hurry, such as going away on a trip ,or entertaining some new clients from out of town. you trust them and have a good buzz going, so you don’t check it real well before you leave. when you get to your far off destination or after the club you burn one and all you get is a headache. your new friends are laughing at you, thinking you are some kind of a dumb f-ck. or you are someplace where you have no connections or it could be a big problem trying to score.

when you get back to the sh-thead, they will try to make
it up by refunding your cash, but by then the damage has already been done.
wait till i get back from antartica next year, i’m going to turn that mook into whale jerky for cleveland browning me.
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