when a guy spreads his -ss cheeks and paints a girls nose with his -sshole
lil” nancy was a wh-r-sl-t for sure. she’d take a cleveland brownnose from anybody with an -sshole!
the visible shape of the p-n-s through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two. i wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much d-ckfinition and it freaked me the f-ck out.
a highly attractive person with a high iq. oh my god, i would f-ck that maths geek so hard… what a finestein!
the only drug that can replicate the hung-like-a-horse gene in humans. it is very elusive and is not present in any commercial growth treatments. “we’re growing twice as fast as normal salmon!” “how?” “we found some finisiumvoidalate in the dangerous chemicals storage, it’s strong stuff”
- flaccid ejaculation
when your p-n-s does not have enough time to get hard…it goes straight to -j-c-l-t–n. usually used when in intense excitement. i just had a flaccid -j-c-l-t–n when kelly kelly walked by.
- Flamy Winehouse
a grogan of such burning ferocity that you’d give it a record contract just so it leaves you in peace. that chilli’s caused me to i release a flamy winehouse and i need it to go platinum now