Cleveland Rewind
an extremely sick, disgusting joke which is occasionally done in frat houses, public toilets or the home of your enemy. the “cleveland rewind” consists of un-hinging a toilet paper roll from it’s holder, pull out a considerable portion of the paper, and very carefully wipe one’s -ss on the portion in the middle, then “rewinding ” the roll back, and replacing it into the dispenser. thus, a subsequent patron gets sh-t on their fingers. the “cleveland rewind” supposedly gets its name from the equally disgusting “cleveland steamer” term.
man, some -sshole did a cleveland rewind on me and i got a handful when i was trying to wipe!
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