Cleveland Rocket


the practice of inserting a beer bottle up ones -n-l orifice and then sh-tting into the bottle until the pressure within the bottle is too great, thus causing the bottle to rocket out of the -sshole.
i just dared jaime to do a cleveland rocket and he totally did it. the rocket went crashing onto the floor with such high velocity that it shattered and sent sh-t everywhere.

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