click bait hero
click bait hero (n): an online samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in thread below, usually attaining top comment status.
top comment: all you need to know is that will smith got his name because it is short for ‘william’.
reply: you sir, are a click bait hero!
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