Cliff-mas Gift


what cliff lee gave to the city of philadelphia by rejecting offers to play baseball for both the new york yankees and the texas rangers.
cliff lee: “hey philadelphia, hope you’re enjoying your early cliff-mas gift.”
philadelphia: “sure are. let’s celebrate next cliff-mas with a world series ring.”
cliff lee: “i love you, philadelphia. tell brian spaide he’s the coolest.”

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