Cliftonism
the single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.
“i cosplay with myself.”
the use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. thus trying to revive a long faded part of society’s ligo. it’s over man. just let it die off quietly.
brett: i think i’ll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife’s out-of-town.
clifton: word, you’re are so lucky you’re wife lets you go out. mine’s got a death-grip on my t-st-c-ls. cool beans.
brett: seriously, you’re a f-cking -ss-clown. don’t you realize that you’re cliftonism usage is out of control. it’s 2008, for f-ck’s sake man. the 90’s are dead. let it go man.
clifton: shut up brett. you’re a gay douche bag.
brett: once again. you’ve proven my point.
thus concludes the definition of a cliftonism. use it liberally and often.
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