Clij


1.) a mythical s-xual organ, belonging to neither men or women. located in the same spot as the p-n-s or the v-g-n-, it is a raised b-mp, with a whole in the center. the whole is 1-2 centimeters in circ-mference, and cannot be used for s-xual intercourse.

2.) an insult of the worst kind. used to describe people, who have no redeeming qualities.
1.) “hey, how much would it suck to have a clij instead of a p-n-s?! you wouldn’t be able to do anything fun!”

2.) “yo, that ev kid is such an unathletic, unfunny, awkward, -sshole.” “yea, he is a total clij!”

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