climberfage


a self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro’ in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. the only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

the climberf-ge is known to lock cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season p-sses to the rec’ center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

if anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberf-ge, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke’s on him.
“i’m still at the santa rosa jc, just sellin’ cliffbars at jamba juice, brah.”

“lol what a climberf-ge””

“twin towers went down? oh, man, the joke’s on me! wait, you say jets lost to the colts? that’s a real good one! joke’s on me! i’m balding? man, you got me good there! oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!”
a self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro’ in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. the only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

the climberf-ge is known to lock cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season p-sses to the rec’ center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

if anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberf-ge, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke’s on him.
“i’m still at the santa rosa jc, just sellin’ cliffbars at jamba juice, brah.”

“lol what a climberf-ge””

“twin towers went down? oh, man, the joke’s on me! wait, you say jets lost to the colts? that’s a real good one! joke’s on me! i’m balding? man, you got me good there! oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!”

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