Climbing the Mango tree
to m-st-rb-t- out of desperation, especially during an extended period of s-xual abstinence. often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one’s failed attempts to make it with someone else.
the term originates from an episode of “two and a half men”.
“…if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree.”
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