cline girl
a girl loved by a guy’s friends almost as much as the guy himself. she looks goddessly great, and catches all the guys’ eyes. she’s p-ssionate when she is in love and let’s you know when she is p-ssed off. she has a great body, awesome -ss, and beautiful eyes to start. she likes older guys and needs someone strong. she doesn’t pretend to be perfect and has no problem talking about her problems. if you meet a cline girl, you are an incredibly lucky guy.
friend of bf: “hey, you’re cline girl was next to you in that prom pic in the yearbook.”
bf: “yep, that’s my cline girl.”
friend of bf: “dude, ur gf is def a cline girl. you love her, and we love her.”
bf: “ya, i know wat you mean. everytime we go to a movie, everyone wants to know if i am bringing her. you guys like her more than me. haha”
other friend of bf: “so you bringin ur cline girl?”
bf: “hey, you never even asked if i was going!!!”
other friend of bf: “o…..so is she coming?”
bf: “omg….”
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