Profile Stalker
someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. they will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.
statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!
as for the other 1/5…. well, they are the profile stalkers.
a profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. they ususally have about 2000-3000 so called ‘friends’ on facebook.
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