clinging


a s-xual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. this is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their s-xual games.
” steven, you know that s-xual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again ”
” i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! ”
” well….are you busy now ”
” they don’t call me steven the clinging b-st-rd nothing sweet cheeks “

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