Clingitis
definition: being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male
causes: bacteria of unknown origin
symptoms: headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
diagnosis: seek a professional’s opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
treatment: slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. if all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
riley: yo dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago i’ve had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that i’m being watched.
dom: oh snap, i think you’ve got a case of clingitis. let me help you with that.
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