Clingymonster


1. a headcrab, also seen in half-life.
2. a facehugger, also seen in alien.
3. a small, furry creature that creeps into your bed in the early hours.
1. 4rgh, +3h cl1||gy|\/|0||5+3r just pw||3d meh!!111
2. jonesy, dont look now- there is a clingymonster behind you. we’re wasted, man.
3. mhmm, that darn clingymonster ate my cheese again. i must buy some more, but, not in the early hours!

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