Clint Johnson
a clint johnson is one awesome dude, normally everyone want’s to be his friend, but he is in fact just to cool to be friends with such people. clint, is a very very funny guy. makes up good nicknames right on the spot. clint’s are normally short, and strong. i wouldn’t f-ck with a guy named clint johnson it’d be your biggest mistake, although he is small, he is one mighty mother f-cker 🙂 lol. not only that, how would anyways, everyone loves a clint. he is just the s-xiest man out there. a clint, can also hit bongs, like no tomorrow, he is normally a pothead, but a really smart guy. so take notes 🙂 haha
guy-1 ” d-mn i wish i was as good looking as that guy, his name must be clint”
guy-2 ” man your right, and that isn’t just a clint, omg it’s a clint johnson, brb broo going to get a picture with him. this is soo rare” :d lolol
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