clipboard surfer
the slacker job.
“the boss’s nephew is so lame he couldn’t be anything but the clipboard surfer.”
Read Also:
- clit hitters
also known as french tips, french manicure and acrylic nails, cl-t hitters is derived from the over-manicured nails of female p-rn stars who repeatedly slap their genitals. these p-rn stars tend to lick their fingers and repeatedly whack their cl-toris in fake ecstasy for the camera. midwestern women are especially vulnerable to the charms of […]
- clit locket
when a girl is not in the mood for her cl-t to be pleasured with. girl: i had a bad day and i don’t want want my cl-t rubbed guy: stop being a cl-t locket !
- clockblocker
one who tends to c-ckblock others around him in a consistent manner. much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to c-ckblock. man : hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something? girl: umm, yeah sure let’s go righ- clockblocker: yo you baggin […]
- Cobalt Express
a s-xual act performed with a woman of exceeding beauty which involves having -n-l intercourse with her and then upon completion licking fecal matter off of one’s p-n-s. this act is only to be performed on women of exceptional beauty as it shows your overwhelming desire to be with her. that model is so hot […]
- Cocao
a group of complete and utter bad-sses who take cr-p from n-body and do what they want. hey man, you just stole my girlfriend!” “yeah, well i’m in a cocao, b-tch!” “oh sh-t.