clockblocker


one who tends to c-ckblock others around him in a consistent manner. much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to c-ckblock.
man : hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
girl: umm, yeah sure let’s go righ-
clockblocker: yo you baggin it up?
man: yo stop being such a clockblocker.
a person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.
d-mn, i would have been on time, but julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. that clock blocker!

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