clippy

the annoying paperclip (office -ssistant) that appears in microsoft office.
“turn that f-cking paperclip off!!!”
the annoying paperclip that microsoft added to it’s program to make your life just that much harder.
clippy-‘i see you’re trying to study! would you like me to f-ck with you insead?’
1.screw with me until i hit the screen
2.f-ck off
making an insincere effort to be cheerfully helpful, with the unintended effect of inspiring resentment and, occasionally, violence from those nearby.
“tell your clippy girlfriend i don’t need her advice about my potato salad.”
a closet hippie; one who has matured into a normal member of society however still indulges in drugs, s-x, and rock&roll and/or edm.
i had no idea that girl can get down like that! what a clippy!
an unusually large cl-toris, often said to resemble a male p-n-s. however, a clippy is not a true p-n-s and therefore should not to be confused with hermaphroditism.
demosthenes: i say, dear friend, hast thou yet consummated thine marriage?
locke: o, g-d of isaac and abraham! for what reasons hast thou forsaken me?
demosthenes: dear friend, what strikes thee ill?
locke: on the night of mine marriage to lady josephine i did discover
my most farcical of fears to be dreadfully true.
for upon removing her evening gown i had witnessed
a most terrible beast:
residing in her southernmost forest there dwelt
a goliathan cl-toris
the size of which would put any man’s member to shame!
demosthenes: by zeus’s thunder! what horror! what sin!
locke: alas, good demosthenes, i shall be submitting an inquiry for annulment. had i knowledge of that wretch’s clippy, never would we have been betrothed.
a cigarette saved from previously to smoke the rest later on. bogey boge bogie cigarette newport smoking
“i don’t got money for a lucy but i got this clippy from earlier”