clisp


n., med.: the particular speech impediment that occurs in a man as a result of working too hard for too long between his other half’s thighs, resulting in complete exhaustion of the tongue and facial muscles.
john: ‘owh hi dath – howth it goin’
dave: ‘bl–dy h-ll john, that’s a terrible clisp you’ve got there – how long did she keep you down there?!? five, six , seven hours?…’

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