clit bump
1. the female equivalent of a d-ck slap; 2. a rough v-g-n-l thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient’s face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the ‘b-tterfly’ bruise.
attributed to seattle poet, chris edwards. origin unknown.
2009
dude, ask that chick if she’ll cl-t b-mp you on the face!
d-ck slapped or cl-t b-mped?!
she took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, cl-t b-mped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. cold sh-t.
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