when a person does not know how to properly tease hair , the result is a mangled mess that ressembles guts , hence hairguts
dude , that chick does not know what she’s doing she has hairguts .
to be drunk enough to sh-g anything she was so out her nut last night, went hame wae that guy and got hakeemed rotten!
known to have once been a whole bee, eric, (featured in a monty python sketch) is now only half of a bee. often seen as “some freak at a menagerie”, eric (“the half-a-bee”) is in fact not, merely just a “half-a-bee”: a bee bisected accidentally one summer’s afternoon by a one john cleese. who, it […]
when a botched circ-mcision leads to you losing that loving feeling. because of his hallandoatesis, timmy never was able to have an actual -rg-sm.
one who does not take scrabble seriously. those f-gs that actually keep track of triple word scores will hate me, i’m a neuperator
- Nevada Deposit Box
its like regular v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse but replace the p-n-s with the b-lls. these become like -n-l beads or cute little d-ld- nuts. the friction is a little harder to produce, but the intense feeling of bonding that is synonymous with nevada depositioning more than makes up for the lack of normalcy. anyway, you’re […]