clit knitter
someone who is incredibly boring in bed, lacking ingenuity and creativity.
“it took him 15 minutes to completely remove his clothes- including the time it took to fold them neatly on his ikea side-table, from which he removed a condom, carefully ripped it open and slid it down his stupid d-ck. he then politely asked me if i could get on top. needless to say, i
left. he was bound to be f-cking cl-t knitter.”
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