clit masseuse
an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other s-x toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman’s anatomy.
jamie didn’t understand why her friends spent so much many on s-x toys when her washing machine, the best cl-t m-sseuse ever, was totally free!
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