Clit mitten


cl-t mitten is the cl-torises equivalent to the l-b– meat curtains. cl-t mitten is a extremely large cl-toris that usually hangs down and covers the l-b–.
that b-tch had a huge cl-t mitten, but i bet it kept her warm on a cold day.

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