Clitar Hero


adjective/slang: to be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.
omg, jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional cl-tar hero.
2 more definitions
eumphemism for female masturbation
susan: “what are you going to do on your day off?”
mary: “i think i’m gonna play a little cl-tar hero and take a nap.”
susan: “rock on, sistah!”
flamboyant female masturbation
“yeah, i walked in on jenny the other day and caught her playing cl-tar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs”

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