Clitastrophe
when the pleasuring of the cl-toris goes horribly, horribly wrong.
my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total cl-tastrophe
when a catasrophe is caused by one of the female s-x.
girlfriend: i’m pregnant.
boyfriend: you’re pregnant!?
girlfriend: yes, and i’m keeping it. i don’t want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. b-tch.
boyfriend: omg! it’s a cl-tastrophe!
ex. 2
girl: i have aids, the clap, gonhorrea, and tourette’s. b-tch! b-st-rd! —-! —-! god—- mother—-ing wh-r-!
guy: what a cl-tastrophe!
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