clitorical


(1) the teasing of another person using the v-g-n-

(2) friendzoning a person
(1) p-rn is cl-torical because you will never get that

susie: hey tom you wanna have s-x
tom: yea!!
susie: i was being cl-torical
any question that is posed only to the women in the general vicinity. kinda like rhetorical question.
guy 1:anybody wanna go upstairs ;)?
guy 2:heck yes dude
guy 1:dude that’s messed up, that was a cl-torical question!
(adj) describing a question the has an obvious answer, one that normally relates to s-x.
girl – do you want me to set up a camera while i’m taking my bath?

guy – is that a cl-torical question?
having an appearance resembling that of female genitalia. the feminine equivalent of “phallic.”
“man, that taco you’re eating sure looks cl-torical.”
said of women who receive more pleasure by stimulation of the cl-toris (as opposed to v-g-n-l stimulation for example).
i was giving her head, but that girl wasn’t as cl-torical as i thought, i had to put my fingers inside her p-ssy to make her come…
a question about the cl-t that is unknown and therefore has no answer.
earlier today i asked julie a cl-torical question.
used in physics cl-ss when someone asks you what a term is and you don’t know.
“dude, these rectilinear propogation -ssignments are hard.”

“not as hard as the cl-torical orgase theory.”

“i must’ve missed that in the reading.”

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