Clitoris Maximus


term used by those suffering from cl-toris minimus. however, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.
girl – “hey baby, lets take off those pants and…”
boy – “i have cl-toris maximus”
girl – “uh…you mean cl-toris minimus?”
boy – “the weather is really nice today isn’t it?”

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